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European beauty products are not as good as American ones. Which is odd. Europeans have that look, you know? That really good, really stylish, I-just-used-really-fancy-beauty-products look. But, they are still really bad.

I just used up the last glob of Greek lotion that I bought in, well, Greece. The lotion was terrible. It is called Sanex. And now it is in my trashcan. I actually understand everything written on the package. But, not because it's in Greek. Because it's in Spanish. I found that really odd. Anyway, I just used up the lotion and was kinda sad about it. Even though it was so terrible. I'm almost nostalgic for my lotion. I'm almost done with my shampoo too. But the shampoo is bad, as well. I'll be happy to be through with it--and so will my hair--but it's kinda sad to be done with that part of my life. The part of my life when I bought shampoo and lotion in Greece.

I finished up some Spanish toothpaste over the summer. This was, by far, the worst toothpaste that had ever graced the surface of my pearly whites. The minty flavor lasted all of 3 minutes and after that came a terrible, gritty taste that I, invariably, was forced to mitigate with a stick of gum. But still, the last time I brushed my teeth with it I was sad. The entire week before I knew that my toothpaste was about to run out, I only used the tiniest little spot of paste to brush my teeth--which, I shouldn't have to say--was even worse for that non-minty flavor. But, still, I just wanted it to last.