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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

 

Pregnancy

This may come to a shock to some of you--but probably not to all.

Sex is completely safe during all trimesters of pregnancy.

When I pull up the internet at work, I am confronted by the MSN home page. It hardly ever fails that I am quickly hooked by some silly headlin: "Find the Best Buffets in your City!" "Tips from the Rich!" "Rock Hard Abs in 5 Minutes Flat!" Or, in the case of today: "Boy or Girl: 38 Ways to Predict your Baby's Sex."

Well, I'm not pregnant, nor do I expect to be any time soon. Nonetheless, I was hooked.

I read the 38 little factoids. Some were really interesting--having morning sickness early in the gestation period (if that's what it's called for humans...) signals a girl, as does moodiness, cravings for sweets, and breakouts. Sounds like a girl to me.

At the top of the article there was another bit of bait. And, I just couldn't resist:

"10 Facts About Sex During Pregnancy."

So, I've been periodically reading a fact here and there when no one is looking. You know how rumors spread. My pregnancy would be on the front cover of the paper in time for next week's readership.

Comments:
I thought this was the kind of thing everybody learned through watching too much TV? That is, I'm pretty sure if I had to attribute my lack of surprise to anything, it'd be some non-specific primetime drama in which one of the female leads got pregnant and some joke was made about having sex by some random "funny" male character. This of course would be followed by somebody informing the guy of his pig-headedness and so on.

I need to watch less tv. And read less blogs when I've got a midterm tomorrow. *sigh*
 
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