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Someone stole my socks from my gym locker. They were used, smelly and [likely] sweaty. I hate the idea of using the same things over and over again, but it's such a pain to bring new clothes every day. I saw a [seemingly] great idea a few weeks ago and decided to take note. So, I stuck each sock a bit out of the little air vents on the side of the locker so they would hang a bit. This way, they wouldn't get all bunched up with my shoes and water bottle. I did this with my sports bra too.

I came in the next morning and the bra looked as though it had been pulled out a bit more than how I'd left it, and my socks weren't there. Hmm. Okay. I thought maybe I'd just brought them home and forgotten.

Nope. They're not at home. Well. Someone stole my gym socks. They were actually nice socks, too. Short and white. With little cushy treads on the bottom. I really liked them.

What kind of jerky thief steals socks? Smelly, used ones? And umbrellas, for that matter. Who steals umbrellas? Jeesh. Sometimes I am really confused.